Have learned a few things since my last post:

1. I'm not too good at deciding who is gay/straight- gay blokes don't tend to try and shove their tongue down your throat.

2. Mothers calling at 9am when you got to sleep at 5 am makes me angry.

3. When I left school I didn't, as I'd hoped, leave behind the bitchy cowardly girls. There's a lovely new breed of them living right opposite me.

4. I have a temper.

5. Sambuca is evil.

6. When people get stuck in a lift they call the fire brigade who arrive complete with sirens and flashing lights.